Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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