Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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