do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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