..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
