i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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