Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
This is the high leading the old right now
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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