Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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