She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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