We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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