seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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