she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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