do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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