So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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