Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i will never coherently bang her
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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