it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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