her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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