saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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