Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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