Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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