Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
