Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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