Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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