.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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