Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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