i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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