But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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