I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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