That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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