Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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