It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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