I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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