He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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