I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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