just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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