So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Never joke about your clitoris.
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