Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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