in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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