They should really pass out barf bags in church
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Come see our sink grown plant.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
