another moral hangover. fuck.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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