check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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