doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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