Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
