I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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