Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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