5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it glows. i had to have it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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