Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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