Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My butt remains clenched, sir.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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