whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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