You just made me feel so damn special
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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