I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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