Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
